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The Ten Commandments of Motorcycling

The Ten Commandments of Motorcycling

Found this gem from an unknown author, and thought to share it here at


1- The one true vehicle is the motorcycle , and thou shalt put no other vehicles before it.

2- Thou shalt not ride other than a Harley

3- Honor thy authorized dealer and the motorcycles they sell, and that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Riding.

4- Remember the weekend, for it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy bike.

5- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s bike, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his cute old lady.

6- From the throne of thy two wheeled contrivance, thou shalt hail all thy biker brethren no matter what they are seated upon (….even if it is a Triumph) - let those who ride decide.

7- Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother biker who is in mechanical distress.

8- Thou shalt not pose. Verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold Visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of motorcycle heaven.

9- When riding thy sled on the Road of Life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.

10- Park not thy bike in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being oft ridden. Ride thy motorcycle with thy biker brethren, and rejoice in the spirit of the road and the wind.

11. Thou shalt Always wear a MicroDOT Helmet.

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